750 in GMAT vs 750 in Circuit

My Colleague said that the circuit has 60V and needs current of 80mA to trigger the output. I turned to my calculator to calculate the resistor value. I realized that calculator is not allowed in GMAT and my memory on multiplication table is totally rusted (Calculator is rust enhancer). I know that I’m not the only injured solider in the war.

As one of the six sigma rules says “First Identify the problem, accept it and then find solution”. The problem ……

A techy is asked to give a GMAT on the spot in his cubical with same setup available for his daily work routine except his mobile/cell phone is switched off.

Our techy Hero/zero of the clip: Her0

Her0 Company’s internet browsing policy:
The words “SEX, GMAT, POKER, GRE, PORN, TOFEL” are blocked by firewall.

AWA section:
Her0 starts the section by reading the question. Opens a Microsoft word and starts typing the essays confidently as he already got couple of blogs under his name and viewers count touching the amount of salary he earns per month (not bad…).

While writings essays, he also browses in order to add flavor to his essays by providing proper example and links. Her0 is not bothered to proof read the essays and corrects all the red marks and green marks in MS word. He copies the content of the MS word into the screen provided by GMAT test and presses complete button.

BREAK: He goes for Tea break with his friends where he brags about his essay writing (blogging) capabilities and BR rating (similar to PR rating of TV programs).

Quantitative Ability Test:
Her0 gets rejuvenate by the term Quans and feels that maths is cake walk for him. Friends call him geek. Relatives tell that he started counting his toys at the age of two albeit he had not shared the toys with anyone.

Her0 starts the sections with ease and uses calculator to crack the questions. He finds difficulty in solving few Data sufficiency problem. He turns around to ask for help but refrains becuase the colleague (hot babe) next to him is over phone scolding her BF for not being intelligent like Edi…..Edison (nick name of Her0) . Her0 also uses internet to grab few formulae.

BREAK: Pumps his fist in the air (as if he resolved the Twin Paradox Theory).Her0 checks his mails and replies none.

Verbal Ability Test:

Her0 uses Wordweb to cover up the vocabulary disability. He is strong believer of rational thinking and member in thinking communities in Orkut. His boss always appreciates him for his algorithms (copied from internet). He attempts most of the CR with great confidence.

Even with the help of internet Her0 finds it difficult to crack RC and SC. By the end of the section Her0 starts feeling sweat droplets rolling down the forehead (even though Office has centralized AC).

Now the final moment where screen says press OK for viewing score. Her0 remembers the words of his GF…. “I will start dating with other guy if you score less than 750″. He thinks of his GF once and presses the OK button.

” SORRY!!
SOFTWARE GOT CORRUPTED. IT MAY BE DUE TO VIRUS, SPYWARE OR PIRATED VERSION OF WINDOWS. CONTACT NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR”

Her0 realizes that he took 6 hrs for completing the Test.

PS: For my friends from non-electronic background, the resistor value is 750 ohms for 60V and 80mA (60V/80mA).

2 Responses to “750 in GMAT vs 750 in Circuit”

  1. toddler Says:

    The article cracked me up . good description of edison.

  2. chanakaya Says:

    @Toddler

    Thank you ….

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